Monday, May 21, 2007

Redneck Joke

Sorry for no post in a while. Unfortunately(?), in the summer months I don't spend much time on the computer.

After work, if I get off late, I spend a couple hours with my kid, put him to bed then fix dinner and eat, while watching an hour or two of TV (unwinding) then go to bed. If I get off early, we play outside in the backyard or go to the beach. Then of course it's dinner and bath and bedtime, then hubby and I eat, unwind a little and go to bed.

Sometimes blogging just doesn't fit into the routine. While I do try to read, comment and basically keep up with all of your blogs, I generally don't have time to actually post anything.












Life's a Beach! Enjoy it!

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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide backtogether again.

The boy asked, "Paw, what's 'at?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what 'tis."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,

"Boy..................go git cha Momma...............




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14 comments:

Peter said...

Hi Christina, good to hear you are still in the land of the living, good joke.... it was a joke wasn't it??

Duke_of_Earle said...

Good joke! Funny.

Dad

Duke_of_Earle said...

Oh, and the redneck story was cute, too.

(Gotcha!)

Steve G said...

"Boy..................go git cha Momma...............

Good one.

Merle said...

Hi Christina ~~You enjoy your life and only post when you feel like it.
With the nicer weather, it is so good to be outside with yous son and husband. I loved the joke and may "borrow" it if you don't mind.
Thanks for your comments and I am glad you enjoyed The Cracked Pot
story and the jokes. Take care,
Love Merle.

Merle said...

Hi again Christina ~~ Thank you so much for your Birthday Greetings
and Blessings. That was so nice of you. Take care my friend and thanks again. Love, Merle.

Anonymous said...

it sucked was it even a joke or what

Anonymous said...

it sucked ###

boomersooner45 said...

it was so funny i loved it.it was mean that those two anonymous people said those things.

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