Monday, November 03, 2008

Rock The Vote

Everybody please go out and vote, if you haven't already. Don't take this right for granted. I don't care who you vote for or which party - just vote what you believe to be right.

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A police officer pulls over a speeding car.The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.

"Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP?"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

I love this part....

"Only when he's been drinking."

6 comments:

Duke_of_Earle said...

ARRRRRGHH!!

Dad

Jack K. said...

LMAO

And ditto the duke's comment.

btw, I did vote. I even posted about it.

Be sure to read the article that is linked at the bottom.

Jack K. said...

Here is the link to the story I mentioned.

Nik said...

I went out and voted bright and early this morning and it was refreshing to see so many people who finally decided to use their right to vote. I've always been amazed at how many people don't even bother to vote. Wish it hadn't taken this long for people to wake up, but it's great seeing how many people are turning up to let their voice be heard, finally.

As always, that joke was too funny. My throat actually hurts from laughing. That's a good one.

Fred said...

I did the early voting thing on the first day. Now, I get to sit back and watch the action. It'll be an interesting night.

Liquid said...

I certianly did girl! As I left the poll it felt as if I had just finished a good book!

God Bless America~

:)