As I was sitting and watching TV tonight, I realized I needed a couple items from the store. It was as good a time as any so I ran down to the corner and picked up my items.
On my way home I saw a little old man crossing the street in the middle of the block. (Read "80-some-odd year old shuffling accross the street in the middle of the block with oncoming traffic...")
I thought, "that old man shouldn't be jaywalking!"
I noticed he was coming from an assisted living facility.
Then I saw where he was going. He was headed across the street to a 55+ community.
Finally, I noticed he was carrying a bouquet of flowers. I thought, "Oh how sweet!!!"
But he still shouldn't be jaywalking. He could get hit!