Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Me? Post About Golf? Ha!

Golf seems to a fairly popular blog topic. My dad, John, for example, has a little obsession going on. Those of you who read his blog, well, you know what I mean.

Anyway, someone emailed me this funny golf joke last night so I decided to post it today.

I started browsing some other blogs first, though, and happened upon Peter's. He has posted not one, not two, but eleven golf jokes. Pretty funny ones too!

Well, I'm glad it's not a contest, because I would have had my ass kicked.

Here's the joke anyway:


HONESTY

On the 2nd tee of the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair, it meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."

His wife was hurt, but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you."They embraced and kissed.

On the 17th tee, the husband was starting his back swing when the wife blurted out, "I'm sorry darling, I've been so conscience-stricken since you told me of your affair. Since we're being honest with each other, I have something to tell you also.

Thirty-two years ago I had a sex change operation, I was a man before I met you. I hope you can forgive me"

The husband froze at the top of his back swing, and then threw a fit! He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball into the woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its side, broke the rest of his clubs one by one, then started on hers.

He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You cheat! You despicable deceiver! How could you? I trusted you with all my heart and soul...

...and all these years you've been playing off the ladies tees!"


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO! That was great!

Thanks for the comments on HAlloween story. Glad you liked it. I hoped the twists and turns would catch readers off guard.

I'm waiting to see your dad's comments when he gets around to reading it.

Off to check out Peter's golf jokes.

Anonymous said...

I may have won the quantity stakes Christina but you are up there on the quality side.

Steve G said...

This one I hadn't heard before. I don't play, but do enjoy a good golf joke and this is onel.

Duke_of_Earle said...

Obsession!!? You call my golf an obsession!? And you have the nerve to post JOKES about it? Obviously I didn't raise you right!

(That WAS pretty funny. Even Mom laughed at it.)

Dad

Zinnia said...

I'm not a golf fan, but I like to put (or in my case, punt) a few chickens around my green backyard!

Adorable pic!

Anonymous said...

Doesn't everyone play off of the ladies tee when they get a certain age?

tee hee, snerx, giggle giggle.

LMAO

Merle said...

Hi Christina ~ Great jokes there.
I just popped over from Peter's blog to thank you for your concern for our cousin Bill. That was nice of you, and
of course I am hoping he will be OK.
Take care and thank you, Merle.

M.E Ellis said...

Oh bless Trevor!

Awwww!

:o)

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